Thursday, September 15, 2005

What Outsourcing Means to Me

(Alternate title: My husband is a very funny man)

(PHONE rings)

MR. DORCASINA: Hello? (coughs) Hello?

VOX: (Faintly, as though from the other side of the world) Allo?
Allo? Is this Mr. Dorcasina?

MR. D: Yeah. This is Mr. Dorcasina.

VOX: (Now clearly with an Indian accent) Oh, that's great. I'll
tell you, Mr. D, my name is Robbie Johnson, and I'd calling from
Bank of [unintelligible].

MR. D: Okaaaay.

VOX: Hey, that's great. So what it is I would like to ask about
is your new mortgage at three nine zero five...

MR. D: Look, I gotta tell you...

VOX: That's a fixed rate loan, right?

7 Comments:

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I have a friend who likes to mess with telephone solicitors and record the shennanigans. He once tried to locate the opposite of the the "National DO not call list" And looked for a "National DO call list"

 
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