The Top of My List
What's item number one on my personal List of Things No (sort of young and fairly recent) Widow Should Have to Hear?Her neighbors having noisy athletic sex on their patio, which is mere yards from her open bedroom window.
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.....
posted by Unknown @ 10:41 PM
6 Comments:
I hate this. Hate it. I've been known to applaud and shout "bravo!" That usually works.
And once I used Olympics-style scorecards.
First of all, who on EARTH wants to listen to that. And secondly, it's just WRONG in your situation.
I like termindaldegree's idea.
Oh, yuck. Just yuck.
Sorry you have to hear that.
Just gross, my old college roomie has a neighbor in her apartment building like that, on the balcony no less, she filmed it and mailed it to them, hasn't ever happend again.
Sorry they are stupid.
Best,
lil'sis
Gross. I love terminaldegree's response, though!
Eww indeed.
Maybe you should turn your stereo up really loud to camouflage the noise. You know, you could play something like Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus" or Sousa's "Stars and Stripes Forever." Or maybe even "Chariots of Fire." And open your window really wide. And move the speakers so they face in their direction.
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