Wrong side of bedRandom quotes from my darling daughter this morning:
"Mama, you smell YUCKY."
"Mama, wipe my butt!"
"Mama, don't hug me! It HURTS!"
"I CAN'T EAT THIS BREAKFAST!" (the one she requested and had, up to that point, been eating quite happily)
"I HATE pink and purple [vitamins]. They taste AWFUL!"
"You are NOT IT."
"The dog is stupid, mama."
Upon arrival to preschool, where I suggested she run ahead to her class while I signed her in: "I DON'T WANT TO."
Upon encountering a rotund woman in the hallway, "Mama, that lady is SOOOOOOOO FAT!"
I'm really going to enjoy the hours between 9 and 4 today...
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