Thursday, January 26, 2006

Embarrassing Truths

(number one of which ought to be that I don't really trust myself to spell "embarrass"--one "r" or two?)

My current favorite politically incorrect country song lyrics:

3. Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

2. I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me.

1. The difference is, Jesus loves you; I don't.


At 5:26 PM , Blogger Badger said...

#1 reminds me of a bumper sticker: "Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're an asshole."

At 6:10 PM , Blogger PowerProf said...

You got me giggling :)

At 9:28 AM , Blogger Ancrene Wiseass said...

Those are truly excellent. I knew about #1, but not #2 or #3. And I especially like #3.

At 12:03 PM , Blogger Yankee T said...

Excellent! And the bumper sticker from Badger! Howling!

At 7:10 AM , Anonymous Cheryl Fuller said...

My all time favorite song lyric, courtesy of Al Yankovic:

"I'd rather clean all the toilets in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you!"

At 1:20 PM , Anonymous kabbage said...

Saw a good magnet today: "I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time!"

At 8:20 PM , Blogger Dorcasina said...

I'm loving the irreverent Jesus humor. Thanks! One of my favorite bumper stickers is "Jesus is coming; look busy." Slightly less sacreligious than "Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed," which I have often seen.

kabbage, that's one of my absolute favorite sayings...especially given the state of my house (although really he'd have been under the sofa cushions, even though that's not as pithy a saying.)


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