Embarrassing Truths
(number one of which ought to be that I don't really trust myself to spell "embarrass"--one "r" or two?)My current favorite politically incorrect country song lyrics:
3. Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
2. I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me.
1. The difference is, Jesus loves you; I don't.
posted by Unknown @ 4:38 PM
6 Comments:
You got me giggling :)
Those are truly excellent. I knew about #1, but not #2 or #3. And I especially like #3.
Excellent! And the bumper sticker from Badger! Howling!
My all time favorite song lyric, courtesy of Al Yankovic:
"I'd rather clean all the toilets in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you!"
Saw a good magnet today: "I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time!"
I'm loving the irreverent Jesus humor. Thanks! One of my favorite bumper stickers is "Jesus is coming; look busy." Slightly less sacreligious than "Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed," which I have often seen.
kabbage, that's one of my absolute favorite sayings...especially given the state of my house (although really he'd have been under the sofa cushions, even though that's not as pithy a saying.)
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