Friday, October 13, 2006


At last, a justification (payoff?) for staying in school all those years.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

That's gotta hurt...

The Neilsen ratings people called tonight, conducting a survey on moviegoing.

"How many movies have you seen in the past two months?" she asks, chipperly.

"One," I say, eager to give my cogent and insightful input on "Little Miss Sunshine," a film I enjoyed tremendously and would be happy to pump for ratings.

"Oh, dear. Well, is there someone else there who's been to more movies? Maybe I can speak to them..."