Hard-earned wisdomMy caffeine levels are back in whack today, so am feeling less grouchy. These things I hold to be true, if not self-evident:
1. Jello shooters involving Knob Creek bourbon and orange jello are not the panacea I'd hoped they would be. Nor are they suitable for a metabolism that has been in use for more than, say, 22 years.
2. As much as I love libraries, there's a way in which checking out and returning books is like dating someone else's husband. You know they will never be truly yours.
I hope you feel edified.