Friday, September 12, 2008

AAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

I just spent the last hour trying to argue with my students' implacable insistence that "there is no point in talking about a movie and what it means, because it's fiction." They said this bemusedly, as though explaining something brutally obvious to a dimwitted 3 year old, for the umpteenth time. Thus dies a career.

I can't decide whether to laugh, quit, or get drunk.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Newsflash

Being on sabbatical has caused me to forget just how badly many of my students write, and how carelessly they use words.

We now return to your usual programming.

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Something else I wish I had written

No, not the offensive but sadly typical lame satire that generated it, but this brilliant plea to aspiring student satirists everywhere.

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

One more thing

I am shamelessly enamored of my new pedagogical slogan, which is particularly apt given that I have spent the weekend on the assessment equivalent of climbing mt. Everest, without oxygen or sherpa:

In this class, you are either an asset, or an ASSHAT.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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